A pretty town situated along the shores of Lake Ontario, Oakville offers a plethora of fun activities, cultural discoveries, shopping, dining and entertainment. Treasure galore! You'll be glad you came for a visit!
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank.
Why did the fish cross the road?
Because he saw the pelican crossing.
What do you call a woman with a fish in her hair?
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the oceans bottom.
Alex had a terrible day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the fishmonger and ordered four rainbow trout. He told the fishmonger, 'Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?'
'Why do you want me to throw them at you?' Asked the salesman?' So that I am able to tell my wife, in all honesty, that I caught them.' said Alex.
'Okay, but I suggest that you take the salmon.' Why's that? 'Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take salmon. That's what she'd like for supper tonight', replied the fishmonger with a grin.