Curious Jokes

Missionary and the Lion

A Christian missionary, Jemima, was walking in Africa on Easter Saturday when she heard the ominous padding of a lion behind her.

"Oh Lord," prayed Jemima, the missionary, "Grant in Thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion."

And then, in the silence that followed, Jemima heard the lion praying too, "Oh Lord," he prayed, "I thank Thee for the food which I am about to receive this Easter time."


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