Dadisms

You're going to sit there until you eat your dinner. I don't care if you sit there all night.

Delayed obedience is disobedience.

When I say no, I mean no. Why? Because, that's why.

If you don't stop crying, I'll give you something to cry about.

Two wrongs do not make a right.

As long as you tried your hardest, that's all that matters.

If I didn't hear it, you didn't say it!

Shape up or ship out.

We'll do it the right way. My way.

Don't ask me, ask your mother.

Four things come not back: time past, the spoken word, the sped arrow and a missed opportunity.

You'll realize the value of money once you start earning.

Do what I say, not what I do.

When I was your age....